NOTE: The names in this story have been changed. Once you read it, you will understand why.A few years ago, we had a new salaried employee start at work. I will call him Crazy Bob. I didn’t get to meet him until the end of his first week when I went to lunch with him, …
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Watching TV at the Catfish Restaurant
There are several restaurants close to where I live that are known for having good catfish. Several years ago, my family and I went to one of these places to eat. My daughters had one of their friends along. This restaurant has a main room toward the front of the building and a large room …
What’s Up?
On a Saturday evening last August, I was at home eating when my cell phone rang around 8:27 PM. The call was from a number that I did not recognize. I answered and they said, “What’s up, ni***r?” I replied, “Don’t know, what’s up with you?” They immediately hung up. Less than a minute later …
Movie Restroom Stories
Over the summer while my youngest daughter was home from college, she and I went to the movies a couple of times. My son lives in town and we invited him to go with us on both trips. The two films we went to see were Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Annabelle Comes Home. Both trips …
Foot Safety While Moving
Last October, my wife and I moved to a new house. When we decided to put our old house on the market, there were several things we needed to do to get ready. Each week there was a new area of focus for this preparation. One weekend, I decided to tackle the task of getting …
Wardrobe Malfunction at the Original Texas Roadhouse
A couple of weeks ago, I was travelling back to Tennessee from Indiana. It was around 5 PM and we decided to stop and eat in Clarksville, Indiana which us just north of the river at Louisville. We hoped to let the rush hour traffic in Louisville clear before we went any further. We found …
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Haunted Hotel Dresser
I recently went on a business trip. The trip took me to a small town in Indiana where I go often. I stayed in the same hotel that I had been in during the previous trip. When I opened the door to my hotel room, I noticed that the top drawer of the dresser was …
Obscure Music from My Christmas Playlist – The Ugly
I listen to a lot of Christmas music between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I have an iPod Classic that I load with my holiday music playlist. There are a handful of albums in my collection that should be a requirement for anyone serious about Christmas music. What Christmas playlist would be complete without Elvis and The …
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Obscure Music from My Christmas Playlist – The Bad
I listen to a lot of Christmas music between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I have an iPod Classic that I load with my holiday music playlist. There are a handful of albums in my collection that should be a requirement for anyone serious about Christmas music. What Christmas playlist would be complete without Elvis and The …
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Obscure Music from My Christmas Playlist – The Good
I listen to a lot of Christmas music between Thanksgiving and Christmas. I have an iPod Classic that I load with my holiday music playlist. There are a handful of albums in my collection that should be a requirement for anyone serious about Christmas music. What Christmas playlist would be complete without Elvis and The …
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