My wife and I lived in an apartment when we were first married. I had graduated college and she was in her last year. I had graduated from a school in another town and a good friend named Mike that I had gone to school with was in one of my wife’s classes. Mike was living with his parents while he was going back to school so he would occasionally stop by our place and hang out. I had just gotten home from work one afternoon when he stopped by. My wife wasn’t at home and I told Mike he could watch TV while I was getting cleaned up.
I worked at a tire factory and my hands got extremely dirty every day. Although I would wash my hands at work before I left but when I got home, I would use Goop hand cleaner to do a more thorough job. Goop is a waterless hand cleaner that does a really good job. The variety that I used came in a plastic tub. It looked like a thin white cold cream but a little greasier. This particular day, I went to the bathroom, took off my clothes and put on a robe before I got in the shower. I was in my robe when I started using the Goop on my hands. I heard a knock on the door to the apartment and yelled a Mike to answer the door. He answered the door and shouted back to me that I needed to come to the door. I came out of the bathroom wearing nothing but the robe and rubbing this greasy white substance on my hands. I went and asked the Girl Scout at the door, “Can I help you?” She had a look on her face that told me she was concerned about what she was seeing. THESE were the people that her mother had warned her about. She didn’t know what we were doing but was in no hurry to find out. She mumbled her reply, “I don’t think so” and quickly turned and ran from the door.