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Back in the early 1980’s, I discovered the Golden Turkey Awards books and my search for bad movies began. It was also around that time that video stores began popping up.  Before the days of Blockbuster Video, it seemed like you could go to these smaller video stores and find many of these Golden Turkey award winners if you were willing to search hard enough.  Those stores were looking for any kind of content to fill their shelves and these stinker movies were often just the right thing to pad their number of movies.  For someone like me who loved these movies, a film with the title The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies was a must find.

Anyone hardcore fan of Mystery Science Theater 3000 should be familiar with the film Manos: The Hands of Fate. Manos is considered one of the worst films that ever appeared on the series.  The premise of the show is that mad scientists have captured a test case and show him bad movies.  The test subject and his robots make fun of the movies.  Manos was the only film that was so bad, the scientists apologized to their victim.  It is also considered one of the best episodes of the series.

During the early 200’s, my family and I discovered a new group of bad movies.  This group of movies was labeled as “so bad they are good” to differentiate them from the films labeled as Golden Turkeys in the past.  One of the first of this group was a Film called Troll 2.

While I won’t try to share all the details of Troll 2, I will try and share enough to let you know why this film is so beloved by its fans.  First, there are no trolls in Troll 2.  There are goblins but no trolls.  Next you should know that Troll 2 is not a sequel to the film Troll.  Troll 2 was originally titled Goblins, but the distributors wanted to market it as a sequel to Troll.  The movie was filmed by an Italian production company in Utah with an Italian-speaking crew, working with an inexperienced English-speaking group of actors. They were working with a script written in Italian and poorly translated into English, making the dialogue of the film one of the sources of humor.

In 1982 the film It Came From Hollywood was released. It is a documentary film with a compilation of clips from “Bad Movies” drawing heavily on the book The Golden Turkey Awards. There is a short clip of a film not covered in the book that I was unfamiliar with that featured a giant ape being attacked by helicopters.  The man in the ape suit is slapping around toy helicopters on strings, knocking them into paper mache mountains.  This was a low budget version Korean knock-off of what the Japanese had been doing much better for years with the Godzilla series.  The highlight from the clip of this battle is when the ape flips the bird at the camera.  He’s not flipping off the military, he’s flipping off the audience.

A lot of the time when people hear the title of the movie The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant, people think you are talking about The Thing with Two Heads.  The Thing with Two Heads was the film that gets more attention and is more familiar to the general public.  But The Incredible Two-Headed Transplant has its own two-headed monster movie thing going own that you can argue make it just as entertaining or maybe even more. The absence of any known actors as either of the heads of the monster is probably the reason this film gets less attention.  But having Bruce Dern as a mad scientist more than makes up for it.

On the June 28, 1969, episode of The Rosey Grier Show, he sang a cover version of the Temptations song Get Ready. Around that same time, I was in the audience at a telethon in Jackson, Tennessee where saw Rosey Grier perform the song live.  I really liked his performance of the song, and I didn’t realize that anyone else had ever recorded it.  I also didn’t know that Rosey had ever played football.  I thought he was primarily famous for singing.  I never thought that an ex-football player would be the host of his own variety show. By the time I saw commercials for The Thing with Two Heads, I knew he had played football and was into needlepoint. From the looks of the commercials, I thought this would be a fun film to see.

After seeing Cat-Women of the Moon and Missile to the Moon, why would anyone need to see Queen of Outer Space?  After all it’s just a variation of the same story that I had already seen twice.  What could possibly make a difference to make this one worth watching?  First, I think they are all worth watching in spite of their quality.  In this one, the spaceship is drawn to Venus instead of the moon.  So they were expanding the universe where this film happens.  They also expand the frame of the film since it is the first widescreen film in this genre.  It is also in color.  It also has the feel of being a bigger budget film. Maybe it seems like a bigger movie because it stars Zsa Zsa Gabor.

In my previous blog post, I talked about the film Missile to the Moon, which is a remake of this week’s subject, Cat-Women of the Moon. I first heard of Cat-Women of the Moon when reading the book, Son of the Golden Turkey Awards where it was another nominee in the “Most Primitive Male Chauvinist Fantasy” category. In this one, a spacecraft ends up on the moon where they find a civilization of black leotard wearing women with beehive hairdos. The Cat-women had practiced mind control over the female navigator of the spacecraft to get it to the moon. They tried to used mind control to overtake the men, but their minds were too strong. They want to take over the spacecraft to go to earth because they cannot live on the moon anymore. After some fighting, the crew overpowers the Cat-Women. Then they board their spacecraft and go home.

Back in the days of the home video revolution, I picked up an inexpensive VHS set of low budget sci-fi films.  It included The Hideous Sun Demon and Missile to the Moon. When I watched Missile to the Moon, I realized that it was one of those films where space explorers land on a planet where the entire population is women.  In the book, Son of the Golden Turkey Awards, they devote a whole section to this type of movie with a category called “Most Primitive Male Chauvinist Fantasy”.

A syndicated movie show appeared on late night around 1987 featuring bad movies.  One of the only movies that I saw on this program was Hillbillys in a Haunted House starring country music singer Ferlin Husky. Ferlin Husky was familiar to me because his song Wings of a Dove was on some 8-track tape that our family carried on vacation when we only had about 5 tapes. Hillbillys in a Haunted House follows Woody Wetherby (played by Husky) and his two traveling companions, Boots Malone and Jeepers, as they travel to a country music jamboree.  Their car breaks down at an abandoned house that is haunted.  The film is a showcase for country music performances by a variety of guest stars.  About the last half of the film is a country music concert.  The music gets old, but the haunted house and bad comedy keep the film interesting.