Tennessee Boxed Wine Enema was my first single release. It was released as a digital only format in 2012. Inspired by an actual incident at the University of Tennessee in 2012, it is one of my most popular songs and videos. Links below will take you to the lyrics. The links directly below will take you to the song on popular streaming and downloading sites.
Lyrics and Video
Tennessee Boxed Wine Enema
I’ve just heard about something that I’ve never heard of before If you’ve heard about this it is something you cannot ignore When they told me about it, I could not believe it was true And it’s hard to believe ‘cause they told me it happened to you Come over and see me as soon as you get out of the hospita And tell me about the Tennessee Boxed Wine Enema Can it be a red wine like a cabernet or a merlot Or maybe a white chardonnay is the right way to go Or maybe a rose’ or is it just really a waste To overlook price and to pick out a wine for the taste Does it have to be fresh or can it have turned into vinega To experience the joy of a Tennessee Boxed Wine Enema Was this your idea or did you have an advisor Who told you it helps you to pass a Breathalyzer Did it make you feel good or did it jus make you feel funny Did you do it for free or did you just do it for money Did you do it just once or have you become a regula To participate in a Tennessee Boxed Wine Enema Do you use a bulb, a funnel or maybe a tube Do you do it alone or do you have someone do it with you Do you stand or you sit or do you lie down spread eagle I know that some people will think that it should be illegal You might call your congressman; might even call your Senata If you want a law passed about the Tennessee Boxed Wine Enema Art Wheeler © 2012