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Lambuth True Stories

More Chemistry Experiments

You might know that I majored in Chemistry in college and that a man named Mr. Pechonick was one of my favorite instructors. I have talked about him in a previous post. During my sophomore year, I had him for another class. During one of the labs, we did an experiment where we melted moth balls and measured the temperature as they returned to a solid state. Moth balls are made of a compound called Naphthalene.  During this lab, we all worked on our own, but we ended up talking to each other throughout the class trying to figure out what to do where Mr. Pechonick might not have given us very much guidance.

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Birthday

2017 Birthday Gifts

If you follow me on Facebook, have read my birthday related blog posts or subscribe to my newsletter, you might know that I celebrate my birthday all month during March. My birthday is actually on March 23 but for several years, I have declared that I was celebrating for the entire month. This consisted of using my birthday as an excuse for congratulations, gifts and well wishes, primarily from my immediate family. Last year, my wife took this to the next step and got me a present every day during the month.  The most noteworthy gift was The Jawbone of an Ass, which I wrote about last year.  She repeated this pattern again this year. I decided to document the gifts.  Since it is April, it’s time to share the list:

1 – Guitar Center gift certificate
2 – IBC cream soda
3 – Four Roses single barrel bourbon
4 – Guitar Center gift card
5 – Grill brush
6 – Juggling book and balls
7 – Weber Grill Gourmet BBQ poultry roaster
8 – Jack Daniels whiskey barrel smoking chips 
9 – Weber Grill Gourmet BBQ cooking grate
10 – Gimme a Thrill, Marx Brothers book
11 – Great Northern Hotel key chain
12 – Jerry Garcia tie
13 – Whoppers
14 – Weber iGrill2
15 – Gumby
16 – Pokey
17 – Weber Grill Gourmet BBQ sear grate
18 – Wooden puzzle
19 – Pistachios without shells  
20 – Red polo shirt 
21 – wooden puzzle. 
22 – Weber Grill Gourmet BBQ griddle
23 – Gentleman Jack
24 – Harpo Speaks book
25 – Grill brush
26- Coconut rum
27 – Weber Grill Gourmet BBQ wok
28 – Weber Grill Gourmet BBQ Wok wooden tools
29 – Wooden puzzle
30 – Swim trunks. 
31 – September Storm on blu-ray

By the way, I used the gift cards to get a new guitar!

A big thanks to my wife and everyone who made March so special.

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True Stories

In Trouble in Second Grade

Here is the short version of the story: The only time I ever got a spanking in school was in second grade for talking during sleeping period. Now the long version.

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China Travel

Chinese Airport Security

Back in 2006, I was traveling for business in China.  I had been in a city called Xiamen for a week and was traveling back to Hong Kong before coming back to the US.  This was one of the last legs of a two week trip through Asia. I had gone through several different security checks during the trip. One of the things that was different from security in the US is that everyone was screened with the wand style metal detectors. They would also hold these wands against your body as they moved it up and down your body.  This would be done to everyone regardless of age. It was also done in addition to going through a walk-through metal detector. In the US, you would probably get an apology from the security person if they even touched you with the wand.  In China, it was the way things were done.​

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Restaurants Travel

Eating At Subway

I have a cousin that is several years younger than me. He was probably a pre-teen when my wife and moved back to our hometown. My wife was the news editor for the county’s weekly newspaper and covered everything including wrecks, fires, government meetings and sports. We would go to most of the high school basketball games. My cousin enjoyed basketball and we invited to go with us to one of the games in a nearby town. Our plan was to leave early enough to eat somewhere in the town where the game was being played. ​

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True Stories

Go Ahead, Make My Day

One evening before my wife and I were married, we had been out on a date.  We had been out to see a movie. When we I took her home, her family was not there. This particular night, she had not brought any keys with her and we were locked out of the house. This was long before cell phones so we didn’t have any 

good way to contact anyone to see where they were. Her grandmother lived next door so we could go and check with her. It was late enough that evening that we knew her grandmother would already be in bed.​

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True Stories

Playing Taboo

Several years ago, before my wife and I had children, a couple that we knew invited us and several other couples for an evening of games. This group of couples had gathered before for game night. Bunko was the game of choice on previous nights. One night the game of choice was Taboo. Taboo is a good game for larger groups of people. The play is simple.  You divide into two teams. We played women against men. One person from a team draws cards with a word at the top they will try to get their teammates to say. There are other words at the bottom of the card that they cannot use as clues. For example, if the word was “Baseball”, you might not be able to use “sport,” “game,” “pastime,” “hitter” or “pitcher” as clues. A player from the other team watches the cards and presses a buzzer if the person giving the clues says one of the “taboo” words. There is a time limit for each player. The teams take turns and each player on each team takes a turn giving clues. Much of the fun of the game comes when a player is feeling the pressure of the time limit. Add to that if they ever say a taboo word, the buzzer seems to shake them up even more.

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Restaurants

IHOP Revisited

We showed up at the IHOP after church expecting nothing different from any other visit to IHOP. We arrived a little later than normal so we had to wait to be seated. I went to the hostess station and she asked how many.  I said two.  Then she asked my name and I told her. Then she asked me to spell it.  Then she asked how many and I said two again. Later when she called our name, she mispronounced it.  She didn’t seem that excited to be at work but still managed to walk way ahead of us as she took us to our booth. Before my wife sat down, she noticed a brown, wet spot in her seat.  She said, “I can’t sit here!” I told her to sit on my side.  I was going to run to the restroom and someone could wipe down my seat while I was gone.  She was ok with that and I flagged down someone and asked them to clean my seat while I went to the restroom.

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Restaurants Travel

Eating With My Family After The Show

Empty restaurant buffet

In my previous post, I talked about a recent trip to see Gilbert Gottfried in Nashville. I didn’t mention that my wife and kids went with me to this show.  Because my youngest daughter was traveling back to school after the show, we were staying in Nashville for the evening.  We decided to grab a bite to eat after the show. I had seen a Shoney’s restaurant near our hotel and we decided to eat there. 

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Travel

Meeting Gilbert Gottfried

For several years now I have listened to podcasts. Late in 2015, I started listening to Gilbert Gottfried’s Amazing Colossal Podcast. I would highly recommend this show to anyone interested in old show business stories but isn’t offended by off-color language and humor.  Any of my travel time in 2016 that I usually devote to listening to podcasts was devoted to going back and checking out every episode that has been released. I started out by listening to the first episode and continued in chronological order. I have become a big Gilbert Gottfried fan and as soon as I found out he would be playing at a club in Nashville in January of 2107, I knew I would have to go. ​​